Near Finsbury Park Station there’s a boarded up old pub, a matte lapis facade festooned with a remnant of London’s disappeared beers: Meux’s Original London Stout. In every corner of London a mysterious detail hides a story; to note them is to chase ghosts. Ghosts of the drowned; of the sudden, absurd death. Even death by beer.
Meux’s was “famous for its black beer” and the great porter vat it was brewed in: 22 feet high and containing enough beer to supply more than a million persons with a pint of beer each. According to Zythophile the brewery “…once brought a beautiful aroma of malt and hops to delight passengers on the tops of buses at the corner of Tottenham Court Road and New Oxford Street.” But British Historian Thomas Pennant describes it as exhibiting a magnificence unspeakable.
One day, this vat burst. The London beer flood was immortalized in Peter Pindar’s poem, “The Lamentations of the Porter-vat”
Here—as ’tis said—in days of yore,
(Such days, alas! will come no more),
Resided Sir John Barleycorn,
An ancient Briton, nobly born,
With Mrs. Hop—a well-met pair,
For he was rich, and she was fair.
And yet the pair quarrels, love-locked, waltzing disaster like petty gods. Are these the genius loci of this Seven Sisters corner, driven from their original perch by the tourists flocking to see We Will Rock You musical playing at the Dominion Theatre which now stands in place of the brewery? I imagine Meantime’s London Porter to be a fitting ode to these bitter, roasted ghosts.
1814. It’s that hour when everyone’s at home. You run from a flood of porter, through the crowded tenements surrounding the brewery. The basements of the rookery fill. Up on the first floor: a mother and daughter at tea and then not, the mother dead on the spot. The daughter tries to swim and is dashed to pieces. Running, a tidal wave of the stuff after you. Timber and neighbors, feral cats swept up in it. Drunk on the fumes. The drunk are dying.
There are rumors: in the nearby hospital the doctors minister to the injured who stink so of beer the other patients there demand beer too, almost causing a riot.
And following it all, punters with pots, gleaning from the porter river: knee deep or face first.
You would cup your hands–let nothing go to waste.